It was truly the day of Too Many and we saw too much according to our guide. This was definitely a statement lost in translation. I believe her too much and too manys were suppose to mean there were a lot of things to see and we were going to see many of them. Which we did.
First stop were the Pyramids at Giza. It was absolute chaos. There we buses everywhere and there were even more people wandering around stunned at the sights that we were seeing. Over looking all of this were tourism police on camels making sure everyone behaved themselves.
At the second pyramid Allyson and I were able to go inside to see the tomb located deep inside the center. Before we went off to do this adventure our guide told us to leave everything in the van because no cameras were allowed in the tomb. We happily obliged listened to her directions and walked off. As we stood in line we both looked at each other realizing our parents would completely cringe if they knew that we had left everything from our wallets, cameras, and backpacks with a driver and guide we had only met a few hours earlier. The whole time we were in the tomb there was a slight pit in my stomach with concern that we may have made a huge mistake. Luckily that was not the case.
As we entered the tomb we had to bend low, as the square hole we had to walk through was only about a meter high. About half way down the first tunnel Allyson turned to me and said it was her own personal hell, she has a slight case of claustrophobia.
After the tomb we wandered around taking pictures of us climbing on the pyramids and getting heckled by camel drivers to take their pictures or get on the camels. However that was to come when we went to the panorama view and took my first and most likely my last camel ride.
Of course the two teachers are the lucky ones getting a ten year old boy to lead us through the desert on a camel. We should have known it was going to be an adventure when the men where helping Allyson get on her camel and they left me alone only for my camel to stand up and start walking off. Then I felt a sharp pain in my foot because i had just been whipped by the stick that was thrown at my camel to try and make him stop. The rest of the ride was just as eventful.
At one point Muhammed took Allyson's camera to take our picture. He took a couple of pictures of us withe the desert behind. Then he got all artistic and had us raise our hands above our heads. I don't think Allyson really wanted to let go but she did for a brief moment.
Once he got it he was intrigued and handed over the reins to Allyson only for her to start using her teacher voice and reprimand him asking him if he thought it was a good idea. He responded with Don't worry lady, it will be fine. On our way back up to the camels resting spot all the people heading into the desert commented on our ease of riding. If they had only known what we had gone through during our ride they would completely understand.
After the pyramids we went to see the sphinx and then to a papyrus store, a bazaar and lunch. Nothing to eventful. After lunch we made a stop at an Essence shop, which are highly valued in Egypt.
We entered the shop and were directed to a cushioned seat along a wall where a gentleman brought over various bottles of oils for us to smell. They were all beautiful and the experience was the most interesting part. The whole trip so far we have been doted on and waited on. This was also the case at this shop. Here both Allyson and I purchased Jasmine and Papyrus Plant.
After the essences we went to another Bazaar. This one was a little different in that it was a street market. It was a true experience of being heckled and men coming out blocking our path asking us to go into their shops. Allyson and I basically ran through the three streets listening to the cat calls, some of which were humorous and some just vulgar. One that was the best was to Allyson as she walked by. "For you I kill my wife" His friend decided to one up him and responded "For you I kill my family". The only fun thing I got was "Are you from Australia? Spice Girl?" We really didn't purchase anything because it was extremely overwhelming and at times slightly scary.
Then we were off to the Cairo Museum to see King Tut's belongings from his tomb. His mummy was no longer in the museum as they had returned it to the Valley of the Kings. Our guide took us through the highlights of the treasures pointing out many interesting things, including his underwear which looked like a giant diaper and she was full of history. In the middle of one of her long and tedious explanations out of the blue she points to one box and says "And this is King Tut's condom" both Allyson and I looked at each other wondering if we had heard her correctly. As a matter of fact we did and were slightly shocked that it had been so well preserved.
That evening we were handed off once more to Ramez who took us to a Nile River cruise for dinner. The dinner was alright but the shows were the most interesting.
The highlight of course was watching Allyson get hit on once again by the waiter who told her that she could sail with him 24/7 and told her that if she wanted he would take her anywhere. Little did I know this was going to be the story of the week. It has become quite comical.